rainbow-road-to-happiness: So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something But then I opened it and Religion, you’re doing it right
thats-not-a-toilet: nightsammy: i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the election i’m british and i’m terrified. i’m greek and i’m terrified i’m brazilian and i’m terrified i’m german and i’m terrified i’m polish and i’m terrified i’m portuguese and i’m terrified im from outer space and i’m terrified i’m australian and i’m terrified i’m norwegian and...
bemybestfriendlauramarling asked: You should check out my last post; you'll like it.
thehotelastro asked: WAIT NO I WANNA BE THE LITTLE HOP SCOTCH GIRL WITH THE BAT/IN THE BACK OF THE CAR/THE CREEPY BLUE CHILD. YOU CAN BE THE BOY WITH THE FIRE SKATEBOARD
*when my name is in a math problem*
class: *stares at me*
me: that's right bitches, I bought 60 watermelons
banes-tears: Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney look like a super boring gay couple who lives in Connecticut with their two golden retrievers that go sailing on the weekends and own a summer home in the Cape. They just sit around in their matching shirts and piles of money and judge people. They totally bang together you can see it in their eyes.
YOU KNOW WHAT THANK YOU ALL HOW ABOUT WE GO AND KIDNAP JACK TOGETHER AND JUST GO NUTS
jack-whites-guitar: you know when you are talking and you get that weird bubble in your throat which makes you sound like a snobby frog